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Remember cybersex? It was all the rage back in the early days of the internet, when jpegs took two minutes to download. Incredibly, it's still going on. So we gritted our teeth and ventured in with the name Sweat16 to see how much ridiculousness people will put up with when their pants are round their ankles. Spoiler: quite a lot.
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How many gay jokes can you fit into a cybersex chat without somebody realising? Thanks to the language barrier, the answer is lots. "My name is Ahmed." "Great, so's mine... Continued
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Sweat16: "Who played Michael Knight in the hit 1980s TV show Knight Rider?... 30 seconds... 20 seconds..." Storm-m: "David Hassilov." Sweat16: "CORRECT!" A sexy conversa... Continued
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Cybersex. In this age of broadband video streaming, a small corner of the internet still enjoys gettings its rocks off via text alone. Fair enough - whatever floats your... Continued
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<Sweat16> "I'm handing you a large paper bag, about the size of a human head. Tell me what you're doing with it." <talon> "I'm covering my ugly face with it ... Continued
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"When you were just a little girl, I met your mother on my milk delivery rounds. She was so beautiful. I still remember the way she used to silhouette when I looked at h... Continued
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"Bend your forehead again - can you headbutt your chin?" - asks <Sweat16>, our intrepid correspondent embedded deep in the murky world of adult Internet Relay Chat... Continued
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