RollZero is the website of Pixelsmith, a journalist from England. He writes funny complaint letters as Chad Bradley; posts angry tech news as Murphy Simmonds; witters about his life in Pix's Column and sends out weekly nonsense in the Electric Letter (sign up for that above). 
 The Shed | Murphy Simmonds
80 per cent of the web is flesh coloured. We can't remember where we heard that statistic - probably our own heads - but it tells us that most of the data pinging across the intertubes is filth. Crazy, eh? We wouldn't know. The rudest thing we've ever seen is a drawing of a bra that we did ourselves just now. In fact, you'll have to excuse us for 15 minutes.
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Pix's Column I'LL probably be unconscious as you read this. While you're sat there tucking into a nice cup of tea and some delicious cake, I'll be out cold on a hospital bed with the... Continued
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The Shed Are you rich? We don't mean comfortably rich, driving Tabitha to her riding lessons in the 4x4 rich, second home in the Algarve rich or even head of UK operations for a ... Continued
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