Dear Green Giant...
Chad's Letters
Written by Chad Bradley   

Dear the joly green giant, How do you make sweatcorns. Is it sweatcorns or sweatcorn. Anyway i love sweatcorns 2 times asmuch as peas and 3 times asmuch as beans and abouta milion times asmuch as sprowt. but I haveto eat sprowt on sunday even thogh there mingin. Ihave sweatcorns for mytea nealy evryy night with fish fingers and chips. How do you make it. Michael says its growen in mud like potatos but I think its not but I dont know if its from trees or if you can make it out of othe stuff like flower in afactory. I bet it isa big factory fro you to be abel to fit in green giant. You lookmassive onthe tin. Plesecan you tell me how you make sweatcorns so i can tell Michael hes wrong.

Love from Brad Bradley,

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3 Comments

  1. Gah, some people are just no fun :(. Brad Bradley however, genius.
  2. "You lookmassive onthe tin" lol'd
  3. I haveto eat sprowt on sunday even thogh there mingin
    Lol, Nice one

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