Chad Bradley spends his time writing funny complaint letters in the hope he'll get some funny customer service in return. Read Chad's letters below, complete with pics of the originals and replies. For more RollZero, check The Shed for tech humour, Videogames for geekery, or see all the latest stuff here. Like this? Then you should get the RollZero Electric Letter, a weekly email from the man behind Chad Bradley. Just stick your email address in the box up in the top right.

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A Letter About Eggs

Dear British Egg Information Service - First things first. Thank you ever so much for being involved with eggs. I love eggs. I can stare at them for hours on end before ...

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A Letter to Reebok

Dear Reebok - I am writing to request your help. Recently I purchased a pair of Reebok brand shoes, Premier Ultra KFS VIs. I found them to be extremely comfortable to we...

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A Salad Letter

Dear Florette - Let me tell you a story. It starts with me, an unemployed street cleaner living at home with his grandparents. I have to look after them because they can...

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A Letter to Stannah

Dear Stannah - I am writing to enquire about your range of stairlift products. I have seen them in use in a number of locations - the home of my grandmother, for example...

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Chad's on Holiday

Over the past months, Chad Bradley has taken us on an incredible journey into the world of customer service. But his letters were written many years ago, when he was but...

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A Letter to Zovirax

Dear Zovirax - I am a great fan of your cold-sore cream and the accompanying advertising campaign. I rarely fail to be amazed when I discover that the shy courier in the...

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A Letter to IKEA

Dear Ikea - I love your furniture. I really do, it’s fantastic. When I get home from a hard day gritting the roads, I like nothing more than taking my shoes off and si...

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A Job Application

Dear Sir/Madam - I am interested in becoming a Sandwich Creative. I have a long, chequered history of creating and eating sandwiches - and I am an invaluable member of y...

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But Are They Crisps?

Dear Golden Wonder - Can you please point out the difference between crisps and snacks? My favourite Golden Wonder product is Wheat Crunchies, and I would like to know i...

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Death by Ants

One day, a letter from Norwich Union popped through Chad Bradley's front door, offering "Accidental Death Benefit Cover" for a competitive price. Chad felt that was a li...

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A Crazy Milk Letter

Dear Dairy Crest - I recently partook of your Crazy Milk Drink. I chose the Strawberry Flavour and drank it all in one go. It was exceptionally tasty but ultimately disa...

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A Letter about Heartburn

Chad Bradley does his best to write the kind of lovely, friendly letters that no corporate spokesperson or consumer affairs associate in their right mind would want to i...

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Dear Green Giant...

Dear the joly green giant, How do you make sweatcorns. Is it sweatcorns or sweatcorn. Anyway i love sweatcorns 2 times asmuch as peas and 3 times asmuch as beans and abo...

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A Letter to Connect 4

Dear MB Games - Connect 4 (Travelpax version), The vertical strategy travel game!, is an essential on any long journey. I’ve often found when travelling alone that Con...

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Shark in My Drink

Dear Coca-Cola - “Aaaaargh!”, was my first reaction when I noticed. And it’s just as well I noticed and aaaaarghed when I did, otherwise it would’ve been curtain...

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A Letter to Grolsch

Dear Grolsch - I recently tried your Grolsch Premium Lager. I liked the taste, and drank a number of cans. Six, in fact. I found that the sixth can tasted even nicer tha...

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A Letter to Brylcreem

Dear Brylcreem - Since starting to use your Strong Wax 3 months ago, my success with the opposite sex has increased immeasurably. I have gone from being an ugly singleto...

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A Letter to Cafe Direct

Dear Cafédirect - Until recently, I had never taken coffee. Until recently, that is, until last Friday, when I tried it for the first time. And I must say that I enjoye...

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A Letter to Blu-Tack

Dear Bostik - I am a great fan of Blu-Tack, the handy blue tack that enables temporary to semi-permanent tacking of lightweight items to dry surfaces throughout the home...

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A Letter to Whiskas

Dear Pedigree Masterfoods - I frequently buy your Whiskas products, in particular Whiskas pouches. I had always been a fan of the tinned range, but the introduction of h...

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Sugar Puffs

Dear Quaker, Sugar Puffs are great. Long have I been a fan of the puffs of wheat in little honeyed jackets that you sell. Recent events, however, have conspired to hampe...

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Carapelli Spread

Dear Dairy Crest, What’s the best thing on my bread? Not butter – something else instead! It’s the best thing on my toast, It’s the spread I love the best… Car...

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Maggots in slime

Dear Ackerman Group I brought some of your maggots in muddy slime, and I think its cool. My friends all think its cool as well. I put some in Michaels shoes after PE, an...

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Walkers Square Crisps

Dear Walkers. I have just noticed something unusual. I was eating a packet of Walkers Square Potato Snacks (enclosed) and thoroughly enjoying the experience. Very tasty,...

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