INSPIRED by a sadly long deceased WoW official forums thread, from the Ahn'Qiraj realm.

It's Saturday morning and Xiter and Lalmix are at Miguelz' house. Miguelz' mum and dad have just gone out shopping.

Miguelz: Hey guys, mom and dad have gone out. Let's go have an adventure.
Xiter: Yeah dude lol!
Lalmix: W00t were we going?
Miguelz: Let's go to the shops man. Get some biscuits!
Xiter: BISCUITS lol!
Miguelz: Yer biscuits lol. We gonna get some snax!! Pwntage!
Lalmix: Kewl. I'm in, inv plx.
Xiter: Inv lol!!
Miguelz: I'm leader kk?
Lalmix: Yer for invites but not for the adventure.
Xiter: Yer noobs. I'm leader. Rofl.
Lalmix: STFU Xiter.
Miguelz: Yer STFU Xiter, I'm leader.
Xiter: Sorry.
Lalmix: Gief leader Miguelz.
Miguelz: No wai! STFU and get your coats guys.
Lalmix: Whateva.
Xiter: Whateva lol.
Miguelz: OMFG where has mom put my gloves?! It's like nearly snowing.

10 minutes later.

Miguelz: We're nearly at the shops mates!
Lalmix: Let's get ch4wkl0t digestives!
Miguelz: No wai dude we're gettin custard creams!
Xiter: Custard lmao!
Lalmix: Tard were getting digestives.
Miguelz: WTF?
Lalmix: WTF urself!!
Miguelz: I'm gettin custard creams u can stfu.
Lalmix: Well I'm gettin digest.... WTF AMBUSH!!!!!!
Miguelz: ARGH!!!
Xiter: ARGH LOL!!!!

15 members of The Bruces - a Horde guild - fresh from the Nagrand Ring of Blood questline leap out from behind a wall and attack. Miguelz, Lalmix and Xiter begin running from the graveyard.

Miguelz: LOL they need 30 ppl to kill us. Noob guild.
Lalmix': Yer they need 48 ppl to kill us.
Xiter: Noobs lol.
Miguelz: Usually I'm like BANG BANG and w00t, free honor.
Lalmix: Yer, free honor. It's really funny when they gief free honor.
Miguelz: I killed 10 of them once when I was afk.
Lalmix: Me too.
Miguelz: No wai, you can't pwn that hard cause ur a mage. You haven't harnessed the powahs of the shadows.
Lalmix: Yer I have.
Miguelz: SHUT UP ARTARD I'M LEADER.
Lalmix: Only for invs. And I have too harnessed the powahs of the shadows.
Miguelz: Like sheep?
Lalmix: FU.
Xiter: Lol.

The boys find their corpses and rez.

Miguelz: Rite. I'm gonna go post on the forums.
Lalmix: YEAH! Tell everyone they need 73 ppl to kill us.
Miguelz: I'm gonna say thx for the free honor.
Lalmix: Pwnage!! I'm gonna say it too. "Thx for the free honor," lol.
Miguelz: Are you gonna do a "<3"?
Lalmix: Yer. It's sarcastic so they'll be extra pwned.
Xiter: What's "sarcastic?"
Miguelz: It's when you say something cool.
Lalmix: Yer. Like "<333333."
Miguelz: I don't even care about it. I'm gonna say things so they know I don't care. I'm like, gankage whateva, reroll PvE noobs it you can't take the heat.
Lalmix: ROFL! Reroll PvE!!! That's funny.
Xiter: REROLL PVE NOOBS!. Lol.
Miguelz: Bet they wish they didn't care like us.
Lalmix: Yer, we're like "whateva."
Miguelz: Rollin with tha punches.
Lalmix: Duckin an divin and pwnin cause we just don't care.
Xiter: Wave your hands in the air!
Lalmix: STFU.

10 minutes later.

Lalmix: Have you posted?
Miguelz: Yer. There's no replies yet.
Lalmix: Do a refresh.
Miguelz: Yer, still nothing.

2 minutes later.

Lalmix: Have they replied?
Miguelz: Not yet. Hang on lemme refresh. No, still nothing.
Lalmix: Noob guild.

5 minutes later.

Lalmix: Have they replied?
Miguelz: I'm like clicking refresh every ten secs I'll know when they reply FFS.
Lalmix: Don't be so lame I'm juss askin.

30 minutes later.

Lalmix: They replied yet?
Miguelz: NO! FFS NO THEY HAVEN'T REPLIED YET. WHO'S LEADER??!!! ME!!!