A BRIEF piece of World of Wacraft erotica

Darling, I am besotted with you. I want to ply you with {Stormwind Brie} and {Rumsey Rum’s Black Label} and lead you to a spot at the back of my farm. I would lie you on the ground and slowly unbutton your {Cloth Robe of the Monkey} releasing your quivering {Snapvine Watermelons} to the night air.

My {Reticulated Stone Gauntlets} would find their way inside your {Apostle’s Pants of Intellect} and begin fondling your {Thistlefur Yeti}. Deftly I would locate and stimulate your {Broken I.W.I.N. Button} kissing you softly as my {Glowing Rod} sprung to life. I would hoist up my {Earthborn Kilt} expose my {Fiery Wand} and slip a {Knothide Armor Kit} over its throbbing {Helm of the Holy Avenger}.

And then, my sweet, I would plunge my {Robust Staff of the Whale} again and again into your {Mechanical Squirrel Box} and {Ring of Fury} until I released an {Arcane Burst} - nay, an {Arcane Torrent} - from the depths of my {Heavy Leather Ball}s.

Come with me, my love. Let me take your {Nagrand Cherry}.