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WoW Profiles - Silverwave |
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Written by Pixelsmith
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Friday, 11 May 2007 11:16 |
PART two in a potentially infinite series of gruesome close-ups of the fine men and women of The Bruces, a World of Warcraft guild on the Ahn'Qiraj EU realm.
"I celebrate Silverwave's birthday at Christmas, remember his crucifiction on Pancake Day and rejoice in his resurrection every Compost Awareness Week (may 6-12). It's no exaggeration to say that he is my personal Christ, a hero in a world without God. Isn't that what we all pray for?" - Pope Benedict XVI
Silverwave
Mage
Silverwave grew up on the rough streets of inner city Glasgow, where he scraped a living fighting midgets for cash and performing sick sex games for tourists. At the age of 7 he killed and ate his own parents. The people of his notoriously bloodthirsty nation were so impressed, they immediately crowned him King of Scotland. He absconded from the throne in 2005 after falling in love with his hot lady butler.
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In the World of Warcraft, Silverwave spends his time turning people into sheep and setting them on fire. He likes flying around very fast and is always pleased to be asked for water, food and money. If you see him in game, repeatedly ask him for water, food and money.
Fun fact: Silverwave's entire body is covered with a thick layer of ectoplasm - a naturally occurring coating of slippery slime which makes him makes him virtually impossible to catch.
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