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PART three in a theoretically endless series of painfully invasive internal examinations of the beautiful men and women of The Bruces, a World of Warcraft guild on the Ahn'Qiraj EU realm.
"Moodok killed my husband, he killed my kids, he even killed my dog. Then he looked up my parents, my grandparents, my uncles, my aunts and my cousins, and killed them too. He went to my workplace and killed all my colleagues, then traced my old school and university buddies and teachers and killed them, and then he killed everyone I've ever spoken to, looked at, faxed or emailed. He's ripped my life to shreds. But then again, he does have a huge penis." - Morani, 2005.
Moodok
Druid
The result of an unholy pairing between a porn star and a lizard, Moodok spent the first 12 years of his life gestating inside an egg. When his egg phase was complete, he emerged as a fully formed, anatomically correct adult, but at a height of just 37cm - a size which he remains to this day. A scientific curio, he was formally adopted by the council of Sweden's capital city, Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap, where he roamed the parks, feeding on chestnuts and charming businessmen at lunch with rude limericks.
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Inside the World of Azeroth, Moodok likes to invest large amounts of cash exploring the intricacies of different game roles, from the solid and wily heights of the feral tree, to the selfless joys of restoration, to the exotic allure of the hunter. Despite this, he actually spends most of his life as a chicken, making him a feared figure on the battlefield with his deadly 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 attack. His favourite foods are corn and mana potions and his hobby is dancing.
Fun Fact: Moodok is allergic to tectonic plates.
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