RENOWNED World of Warcraft expert Pwnlock recalls an encounter with an enemy warrior

WOOOOAARGGH fans its PWNLOCK here to rawk u up wiv a fresh tale.

So i wASs jus grindin elemnetlds 4 2 get some money CASH FFS Noob n theres this alli warior n hes doin the same so hes liek killin mi mobs but n I no wat ur thinkin ur thinkin OMG PWNLOCK U DIDNT KIKLL HIM n yer well i wd have cause I HAET allis but today i dunno wat was up fr some reasn I was jus all all about peace n harmony i dunno I mus haev jus had my ritalin lol.

So anywa im like PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW DOT DOT DOT DOT DRAIN LIFE PEW fuckin PEW n thes elemntals r goin down liek bags of FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKIN SIHT n all of a suddn out of nowere this asshoel warroir's like CHARGE SMACK SMACK n all big grin on his faec cause hes like YER IM BEATIN ON TEH PWNLOCK I GOTTA TELL MY MOM n teh thing is I had pulled liek ten mobs all wiv dots n so Im fitin like 25 things includin him but yeah whatev he dont no who hes fuckin wiv.

u got any idea who we was fuckin wiv? at all? yer thass right pwnlock fans it was THE PWNLOCK so I was liek DEATH COIL SHADOWBOLT SUMMON VOIDWALKER SACRIFICE VOIDWALKER FEAR CORRUPTION CURSE OF AGONY SIPHON LIFE IMMOLATE FEAR SHADOWBOLT SHADOWBOLT SEARING PAIN DRAIN LIFE DRAIN LIFE DRAIN SOUL /SPIT /SPIT /SPIT. n he fuckin rezd at the gy cause he nowd if i see him agen i r fuck him up so bad he cant walk 4 leik 10 yrs at laest lol.