The World's Nicest Noob
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Written by Pixelsmith   
Sunday, 18 November 2007 15:05

HI GUYS! It's Barry here, with my World of Warcraft blog. I hope you can "bee" bothered to read it!!!

Today I began a new man in World of Warcraft, called a "tauren." I know what you're thinking: "Why did you do that when Barrythebee was already level 16?" Well, there's just one reason: Mulgore. It's beautiful, so full of trees and grasses and hopefully flowers, and these taurens are allowed to play there from the very start. So I deleted my warrior and made a new one.

But Mulgore is a very big place. Although I am going to give it a pre-emptive 8/10 for flowers (8/10) it could take a very long time to find them without help. So I decided to try and make some friends. I scanned the list of who was around, and immediately spotted someone called Pawnzor. Bzzz - I know! With a name like that, he just had to be clued up.



That didn't go as well as I had hoped. Pawnzor had some schoolwork to do so he had to leave suddenly. There was no choice but to try again, so I talked to a man named Meatinjector. I was hoping he could "inject" some "meat" into my flower-seeking quest.



Sadly he wasn't quite as talkative as I had expected. I guess he didn't know where I could find some flowers and was too shy to admit it! But a good bee doesn't back down when the going gets tough, so I redoubled my efforts. This time I decided to ask a man called Edgez.



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What a result! Edgez was really helpful, and he told me lots of promising things. It turns out there's actually a thing in the World of Warcraft called a "herbalist," and it's all about collecting flowers! I simply couldn't have been happier, so I thanked Edgez and continued on my way with a new sense of purpose.

I'll keep you up to date with how I get on! "Bee bee" for now!

 
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  1. Hehehe. Very sweet.
  2. All I hear when I read this is Peyotas impression of Bzzz. Man good times.

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