LEGENDARY World of Warcraft player Pwnlock tells a tale from the icy hills of Alterac Valley

Fkin nabs in AVs the worst cos u like tel them wut to do at the start in teh cave like FFS BUFF and TABLE NOW n they stand there liek tards jus DUH I DONT NO WERE THE TABLE BUTTON IS. wich is y we loose.

This one tiem I wus omw to Vandross cos pros dont fkin defend YEAH I LIEK 2 HOUR AVS not so Im zergin pretty much on my own every1 else is fitin in middel rofl liek they can only kill allies if theres 20 of them cos they arent the Pwnlock tho they obvously wish they was lol who doesnt lol?

N anyway Im at the SP bridge n most ppl cap SP but most ppl need to rez so I dont bother n Im ridin over n the archers r firin away but u cant dent teh PWN’s 21k hp wif ur little arows Ive got liek korium skin or wuteva n they all bounce off pretty much n I keep on ridin n get to aid station n liek I dont need to cap that either cos liek I said i cant b killed but those DUMBASS fkin midgits dont no that so their all in mi face all 4 of them at the gy. yer wutever the pwnlocks gonna make u regret eatin those curnflaks this mornin u shudda stayd in bed cos SEED OF CORRUPTION TAB SEED OF CORRUPTION TAB SEED OF CORRUPTION TAB SHADOWBURN KILLING BLOWKILLINGBLOWKILINGBLWOKILINGBLO roflsk8s. nite nite nubbers.

i fkin eat for a bit not cos i need teh hp Im still at about 23k but I liek the animatons on it it luks pro n I haf a drink too for teh same reason. then I run into Vandross’s house n obvusly hes still got those 6 buddys cos noone got tiem to cap teh bunkers. i get up north ultra fast they alwasys say OMG HAX??? n Im liek yer I hax at LIFE not at a fkin GAME get a gf u loosers.

(I haf ten gfs).

N if it was other nubs here itd be all LF TANK GET HEELERS PLAZ DONT RUN OUT liek fkin wite noise n i cant be bovved wif that so I jus point my finga at Vandross n say “uve got a daet with teh PWNLOCK” n then its all SOUL FIRE SEED OF CORRUPTION CURSE OF DOOM IMMOLATE SIPHON LIFE UNSTABLE AFFLICTION LIFE DRAIN n all these fkin 9 guys is wailin on me n I fink there was maybe 3 SCUM ally rouges too but Im just liek LIFE DRAIN rofl LIFE DRAIN lmao LIFE DRAIN spit n my helf jus goes up n up liek a roflcopter n tehn BOOM curse of doom hits n Vandross is ded n every1s liek OMG TY 4 TEH HONOR PWNLOCK WE WAS STILL WIPIN ON BULINDRO n Im liek no problem its jus how teh pwnlock rolls.

Thats jus how I roll bitchs.