Gordon Brown - gown
Tony Blair - hair
Barack Obama - farmer
Spanish fudge - judge
Strawberry forceps - wheelbarrow
French bread - head
Boiled sweet - feet
Green parallelogram - ham
Sexy mum - bum
Nice big orange - orange
Horse and flannel - wife
Dramatic pause - claws
Beetle's face - mace
Devil's sandbag - handbag
Telephone and fence - pence
Gavin the spoon - spoon
Chutney moon - spoon
Gold dubloon - spoon
Geoff Hoon - spoon
Beijing station - combination
Fatal neck blast - breakfast
Satanic rune - spoon
Plain white flour - shower
Five past noon - spoon
Highland cattle - Staffordshire Bull Terrier
5.4 - drawer
Maori huts - nuts
Hairy worm - firm
Dirty stink - drink
A4 paper - vapour
Recycling bin - skin
Bowler hat - hat
Fully bitchin' - kitchen
Horseless carriage - car
Mushroom Stroganoff - cough
Shop awning - morning
Workplace related stress - mess
Soapy book - look
Dyson vacuum - room
Massive prune - spoon


Now let's see it in use!


I woke up this shop awning and the old Tony Blair was a right workplace related. So I prodded the horse and flannel in the French bread and she got up to run me a plain white. I had a quick soapy at her lovely hairy worm sexy mum as she left the Dyson.

Down in the fully bitchin' she grabbed a couple of chutney moons from the 5.4.

"What's with the massive prunes love?" I asked.

"Pair of five past noons for the green parallelogram and nice big orange we'll be eating," she replied. I thought it was a strange Beijing but the Highland cattle was going Maori huts trying to ruin the horse's Devil's sandbag with its dramatic pause, so I let it lie.

"Have you moved the strawberry forceps, incidentally?" she asked.

"I'll do it later," I said.

I picked up a gold dubloon and tucked into the old fatal neck blast while the Highland gnawed at my boileds.