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Videogame Pitches

Pixelsmith | 6 Jan

You know videogames? They're the things you plug into your telly to let you punch terrorists in the face. There's an Xboy and a Plastic Station and a Wiffit for girls th...

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Cockney Rhyming Slang

Pixelsmith | 13 Oct

I woke up this shop awning and the old Tony Blair was a right workplace related. So I prodded the horse and flannel in the French bread and she got up to run me a plain ...

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Penguins in a Helicopter

Pixelsmith | 6 Oct

High above the skyscrapers of New York, a news chopper follows a car chase. But as the occupants cover the unfolding crisis below, their report is brought to an early...

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Origins - Milkman

Pixelsmith | 30 Jul

IN 1974, Prince Chandra Bartholomew of India fell in love with a servant girl named Lita. The pair embarked upon an intense and passionate love affair away from the publ...

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Pwnlock in Alterac Valley

Pixelsmith | 10 Apr

FKIN nabs in AVs the worst cos u like tel them wut to do at the start in teh cave like FFS BUFF and TABLE NOW n they stand there liek tards jus DUH I DONT NO WERE THE TA...

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The World's Nicest Noob

Pixelsmith | 18 Nov

HI GUYS! It's Barry here, with my World of Warcraft blog. I hope you can "bee" bothered to read it!!! Today I began a new man in World of Warcraft, called a "tauren." I ...

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Pwnlock and the Elementals

Pixelsmith | 30 Jul

WOOOOAARGGH fans its PWNLOCK here to rawk u up wiv a fresh tale. So i wASs jus grindin elemnetlds 4 2 get some money CASH FFS Noob n theres this alli warior n hes doin t...

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WoW Profiles - Hoofios

Pixelsmith | 28 Jun

PART four of the non-stop goldmine of investigative articles which violently force a large, illegal probe directly into every orifice of the glorious men and women of Th...

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WoW Profiles - Moodok

Pixelsmith | 23 May

PART three in a theoretically endless series of painfully invasive internal examinations of the beautiful men and women of The Bruces, a World of Warcraft guild on the A...

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Touching Orcs: a play

Pixelsmith | 14 May

INSPIRED by three people in a sadly now dead WoW forum thread about scammers. It's early morning, and the sun is rising over Orgrimmar. Oxn, knapsack full to bursting, r...

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WoW Profiles - Silverwave

Pixelsmith | 11 May

PART two in a potentially infinite series of gruesome close-ups of the fine men and women of The Bruces, a World of Warcraft guild on the Ahn'Qiraj EU realm. "I celebrat...

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{Heavy Leather Ball}s

Pixelsmith | 17 Apr

DARLING, I am besotted with you. I want to ply you with {Stormwind Brie} and {Rumsey Rum’s Black Label} and lead you to a spot at the back of my farm. I would lie you ...

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Going Shopping: a play

Pixelsmith | 20 Feb

THREE excitable young WoW players abandon their busy forum trolling schedule to go and buy some biscuits. It's Saturday morning and Xiter and Lalmix are at Miguelz' hous...

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The birth of the warlock

Pixelsmith | 12 Feb

LIKE all great tales, the birth of the Warlock class has its foundations in a love story. Warcraft lore tells of a mighty and respected caster, Stevesmage, who fell deep...

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The Worst F*cking Medic

Pixelsmith | 12 Feb

THE WORST f*cking medic: a short play inspired by a special young man who goes by the name of Drummerhero. Determined never to respec Holy, The Burning Crusade's buffs t...

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WoW Profiles - Moodok

23 May 2007

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Touching Orcs: a play

14 May 2007

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{Heavy Leather Ball}s

17 Apr 2007