| Ask the Audience |
 <storm-m> how is ur pussy? <Sweat16> massive <storm-m> asl pls? <Sweat16> 21 f uk <storm-m> is it tight? <Sweat16> well not really <storm-m> hýmm <storm-m> is it hairy?ü <storm-m> or shaved? <Sweat16> Bit of both <storm-m> how is ur ass? <Sweat16> crinkled <storm-m> why? <Sweat16> sorry, I mean sexy <Sweat16> really sexy. like a bomb. <storm-m> can I fuck its? <Sweat16> you can try <storm-m> but my dick so thick for its <storm-m> can I fuck? <Sweat16> Hmm. Well I'm having doubts now you say that. <storm-m> do u like anal? <Sweat16> Not really <Sweat16> I tell you what, you can do what you want if you can answer three riddels. <Sweat16> riddles, even <storm-m> ok <storm-m> have u msn adress? <Sweat16> (1) What is the chemical formula for Phenylalanine? <Sweat16> You have 30 seconds to answer <Sweat16> 20 seconds <Sweat16> 10 seconds <storm-m> I dont know <Sweat16> Ok, I'll go for an easier one. <storm-m> ok <Sweat16> (1) Who played Michael Knight in the hit 1980s TV show Knight Rider? <Sweat16> 30 seconds! <Sweat16> 20 seconds! <storm-m> david hassilov <Sweat16> CORRECT <storm-m> now? <Sweat16> (2) What U is the consequentialist philosphy which famously attempted to assess moral value on a quantitative basis? <Sweat16> 30 seconds <Sweat16> 20 seconds <storm-m> I dont know <Sweat16> Ok. Do you want to ask the audience? <storm-m> yes <Sweat16> Ok, audience you have 10 seconds to make your decision. Press your keypads now please. <Sweat16> Right storm-m, here's what they said: <Sweat16> 12% picked "Umbrella" <storm-m> but I want to talk about sex <Sweat16> 77% picked "Utilitarianism" <Sweat16> 6% picked "Um Bongo" <storm-m> I want to sex <Sweat16> and 5% picked "Ultraman" <Sweat16> What's it to be? <storm-m> what is ur best fantasy? <Sweat16> I'm sorry, that's the wrong answer. <Sweat16> [DRAMATIC MUSIC] <storm-m> answer my question <Sweat16> I'm afraid you're out of the game <Sweat16> So, storm-m - you came so close, only to lose it at the second to last hurdle. How does that feel? <Sweat16> Nothing? <Sweat16> We'll be back after these messages.
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