| Bag on Your Head |
 <talon> whats up <Sweat16> wanna cyber? <talon> asl? <Sweat16> 18 f uk <talon> 19 m nj <talon> us <talon> u have picture? <Sweat16> No I don't have any cameras <talon> oh, what do you look like <Sweat16> Dumpy <talon> dumpy? <Sweat16> Rotund. <talon> what does that mean? <Sweat16> Sexy <talon> describe yourself? <Sweat16> Oh right. Well I'm sort of short, and I have quite thick glasses, and I love reading. <talon> how much u weigh? <Sweat16> About the same as 10 cans of paint. I'm not sure how much that is. <talon> riiiiight <Sweat16> I wish I had scales! <Sweat16> What about you? <talon> i bet <talon> im begining to not believe or want to talk to you <Sweat16> What's wrong with me? <talon> your fake <Sweat16> That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me. <talon> well dont tell someone we weigh as much as 10 paint cans? <Sweat16> I thought that would make sense. <Sweat16> Sorry <talon> no not at all, so what do you look like <Sweat16> I'm about 5 foot 3, long hair, massive boobs and bad teeth <talon> lol <talon> and im supposed to believe that why, how do i know your not a 45 year old man behind the computer <Sweat16> Don't laugh at my teeth! <talon> well why would you tell me that haha <Sweat16> It's best to be honest <talon> that is true, so how old are you? <Sweat16> 18 <Sweat16> Come back! <talon> name? <talon> i am back! whats your name? <talon> wellll? <Sweat16> Can I tell you my pretend name? <talon> sure? <Sweat16> Sparky <talon> nice name, so wat u wana do sparky? <talon> haha brenn! <talon> whoops <Sweat16> Who's brenn!? <talon> so what you want to do? <Sweat16> Are you cheating on me? <talon> someone is #casualchat <talon> no its a guy fron australia <Sweat16> You're cheating on me with a MAN??!! <talon> what no? im talking to him and like 30 other people <Sweat16> That's disgusting <talon> what are you talking about? your so weird <Sweat16> Why do I always get picked on? <talon> because of the way you handel conversations im guessing <Sweat16> What's wrong with the way I handle conversations? <talon> nothing, are we gunna cyber? <Sweat16> Ok. You start. <talon> you start! <Sweat16> Erm... alright. <Sweat16> I'm taking off my glasses. <Sweat16> Can you put them on the bedside table for me? <talon> absoutly baby <talon> anything else i can do your you sweetie? <Sweat16> Thanks <Sweat16> I'm taking off my bobble hat. Pop that on the table as well would you? <talon> anything for you, get comfy baby <Sweat16> Thanks. I'm taking off my earmuffs. Please put them on the table. <talon> anything else you want me to put on the table :D <Sweat16> Well most of my stuff. I don't want to lose it. <Sweat16> Here's my shoe. <talon> okay, would you like me to help you out of your pants? <Sweat16> Hang on, best get my other shoe off. <Sweat16> Alright, I've done that. Can you just stick it on the table so I don't forget where I put it? <talon> absoutly <talon> can i kiss your neck baby <Sweat16> alright <talon> im going to slide my hand down your pants if your alright with that to while i kiss you <Sweat16> I'm a bit uneasy about all of this <talon> whys that <Sweat16> I... <talon> whats that> <Sweat16> I'm not sure how to put this... <Sweat16> I don't really find you attractive <talon> just tell me <talon> you dont know what i look like>!!? <Sweat16> Well I can guess. <talon> so were not cybering anymore? <Sweat16> Will you wear this bag? <talon> sure <talon> this is so strange! <Sweat16> I'm handing you a large paper bag, about the size of a human head. <Sweat16> Tell me what you're doing with it. <talon> im covering my ugly face with it so you dont have to be disgusted by me <Sweat16> Don't be so hard on yourself. There's someone out there for all of us. <talon> but i want you <Sweat16> Can you draw on the bag? <talon> what should i draw on the bad <Sweat16> Surprise me. <talon> no you tell me, i am your slave <Sweat16> I'm not into that <Sweat16> Draw something funny on the bag <talon> just tell me what to write <talon> this is the weirdest cybering ive even seen sweat <Sweat16> Draw on the bag for god's sake! <talon> i drew a doggy on the bag! <Sweat16> what's it doing? <talon> sleeping <Sweat16> That's not very funny <talon> either is this so called cybering? wheres the dirty talk lol <Sweat16> Er... <Sweat16> Shit! <Sweat16> How's that? <talon> what? <Sweat16> I said a bad word <talon> well wheres the talk about us having sex and all that shit, like cyber is about <talon> not putting bags over heads and drawing on them! <Sweat16> Oh <talon> so are you naked or what? <Sweat16> No <talon> why not <Sweat16> I'm at work <talon> so are we going to really cyber or what <Sweat16> Well I can't do much at work can I? <talon> you can type as dirty as you want and not looks shady to co workers! <Sweat16> But you don't like all the stuff with the table and the bag and the drawing. <talon> yea because that is not sexual at all! <Sweat16> What's wrong with that? <talon> its not cybering!!!!!!!!!! <Sweat16> Sorry
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