| I Bung His Brains Out |
 <forever59> hiii <forever59> lolaaaaaaaaa <forever59> ý have 21 cm dick <forever59> ý thýnk ýt ýs ýnterestýng for you <Sweat16> hello! <forever59> good mornýng <Sweat16> hyello! <forever59> hello <Sweat16> hyyello! <forever59> hellooooooooo <Sweat16> Let's stop all this nonsense and get down to some disco <Sweat16> U like ABBA? <forever59> asl? <Sweat16> 21/f/uk <forever59> ý m 24 m turkey <Sweat16> I've never spoken to a 24 metre turkey before. <Sweat16> What's it like? <forever59> not 24 metre ý m male <Sweat16> Oh, I'm sorry. <Sweat16> So how's life as a male turkey <forever59> super <forever59> what ýs your name? <Sweat16> sweat16 of course! <Sweat16> Don't you get scared at Christmas? <forever59> ha ha ha <Sweat16> What's so funny? <forever59> you frýends call you sweat16? <Sweat16> Yeah. It's a long story <forever59> ý lýke long storýes <forever59> tell me somethýng abput you? <Sweat16> I've got a great idea for a game <forever59> yes <Sweat16> I'll start a good story about my life, which will be true, but you guess some of it <forever59> ok <Sweat16> Right. This one time I was at a morris dancing competition <Sweat16> I was dressed up in traditional morris dancing gear, tassles and bells and everything <Sweat16> And this old man came over to me and said: <Sweat16> [Your turn] <forever59> lady how ýs your mother? <Sweat16> That's right! <Sweat16> So I turned to him and said: <Sweat16> [Your turn] <forever59> ý lost her 20 years ago ýn greece <Sweat16> And he said: "What a shame" <Sweat16> "That's an awful, terrible shame..." <Sweat16> "Because I used to love her" <Sweat16> And I said: <Sweat16> [Your turn] <forever59> dont worry ý m here <Sweat16> No. I said something different <forever59> who are you? <forever59> please dont say you are my father <Sweat16> That's right <Sweat16> And he said: "No - but I am your milkman" <Sweat16> "When you were just a little girl, I met your mother on my milk delivery rounds." <Sweat16> "She was so beautiful. i still remember the way she used to silhouette when i looked at her through a pint of skimmed. <Sweat16> And i said <Sweat16> [Your turm] <forever59> what color was my mother hat? <forever59> red? <Sweat16> excellent <Sweat16> And he said: "Yes. There, I have proved I was your milkman." <Sweat16> "Now bang my brains out" <Sweat16> And I said: <Sweat16> [Your turn] <forever59> have you got brain? <Sweat16> Yes, I did, wit that I am <Sweat16> I said that and I laughed in his face <Sweat16> But then I bung his brains out <Sweat16> I bung them right out <Sweat16> and then... <Sweat16> [Your turn] <forever59> ý ll tell you some tuskýsh jog do you want ýt <forever59> turkýsh jog <Sweat16> I'm glad you cleared that up <Sweat16> Go ahead! <forever59> do you want ? <Sweat16> yes <forever59> ýf ý make mýstake please forgýve me because my englýsh ýs not so gut <Sweat16> I will never forgive you <forever59> why <Sweat16> Only joking <forever59> ok <forever59> one day a female rabbýt losts her husband <Sweat16> Oh god, that's awful <forever59> she goes to street and asks to a male rabbit: <forever59> have you seen my husband <forever59> and he answer: <forever59> make love wýth me ý can say <forever59> she makes love wýth whýte male rabbýt <forever59> he says he ýs onother street <Sweat16> He could have just told her that! <Sweat16> he didn't have to degrade her <forever59> (her color ýs black) <forever59> she goes to another street and ask to another black male rabbýt where ýs her husband <forever59> hes says make love wýth me ý can say <Sweat16> Not again! <forever59> she makes love wýth black rabbýt and he says another street <forever59> she goes and she asks to brown rabbýt where ýs her husband <forever59> he says make love wýth me ý can say <Sweat16> This is ridiculous! <forever59> she makes love wýth browb rabbýt and he says ýn another street <forever59> so <Sweat16> Rabbits can't even talk. <forever59> she cant fýne hým <forever59> she cand fýnd hým <forever59> after 9 months later she has 10 baby rabbýts <Sweat16> I'm not surprised <forever59> dear sweat16 do you know what color are the baby rabbýts? <forever59> ?????????????????* <Sweat16> a variety of colours <Sweat16> ha ha <forever59> no <forever59> do you want to learn <Sweat16> yes please! <forever59> make love wýth me ý can say <forever59> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) <Sweat16> I don't understand <forever59> when the rabbýt ask somethýng they want to make love wýth her.any now you want to know what color are they <Sweat16> yes... <Sweat16> explain <forever59> ý say to you make love ý can say <Sweat16> You can say what? <forever59> thýnk abot ýt and we can speak tomorrow <Sweat16> sounds like the best idea, frankly <forever59> see you tomorrow ý must go now <forever59> have a nýce dreams <Sweat16> good luck <forever59> tomorrow same týme <Sweat16> er <forever59> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) <Sweat16> close brackets to you too 
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