WARSONG Gulch is the site of a never ending battle between Alliance and Horde. As in real wars, each side has to steal the other side's flag without having their own flag stolen. Once they have done it ten times they are declared the best.

The game starts with everyone running out of the flag room, climbing onto their horse or chicken and heading for the opposing faction's base. At least half must dismount midfield and remain there for the duration of the battle.

Once the remaining players have stolen the flag, they will run back to their own base while their opponents complete the same manoeuvre. The opposing flag carriers must then hide on the roof until this happens in chat:

Were is our flag
has anyone seen r flag?
stop farming honor in middle
FC is pally we will never kil i8t
ITS ON ROOF. FFS NOOBS ATTACK TOGETHR OR WE LOOSE
were is falg???
jus let them win

After ten minutes of this, both flag carriers will be killed by a rouge. The cycle then repeats.

CLASSES

All classes have a use in WSG, but the most important ones are:

Worlock - this is the best class for everything. Have at least 8 Worlocks. They should all have their voidwalkers out because they are the hardest demons to kill.

Dr00d - Dr00ds can heal the Worlocks.

Preists - Preists can also heal the Worlocks.

Shamanans - see above.

Palodins - see above.

It is also helpful to have a Rouge for damage meter reports.

RULES

No smoking.

No biting.

No eye gouging.

Eating your flag will get you banned.

Sex must be consenting.

Worlocks must be healed.

Honor from killing someone is worth TEN TIMES the honor for winning the game.

At least two players must be afk at all times or any victory is void.

TOP TIPS

Get the flag and run back to your base to cap it. Try and do this repeatedly.

If all players from the opposing faction are from the same server, this indicates a "premade." Type /afk and go make a sandwich.

If you are losing, be sure your teammates know they are wasting your time by telling them in raid chat.

Good hiding places are: the roof, behind a tree and Arathi Basin.

Heal Worlocks to win the game.

Don't forget to have fun!

Thank you for reading my Elite Guide to Warsong Gulch. Hopefully one day I will meet you on the battlefield and you will /afk.