Dear Stannah,

I am writing to enquire about your range of stairlift products. I have seen them in use in a number of locations - the home of my grandmother, for example. She made very good use of the product. I am aware that at least one of her two friends uses a Stannah stairlift in her house, and has no issues with it whatsoever. I have also seen the range advertised on television, which always makes a nice change from many of the rather loud and bright adverts that seem to be around nowadays.

I myself can walk perfectly, whether doing so on a flat surface or up and down a stairway. I would go so far as to say I have above average legs, as I can easily manoeuvre large boxes or ironing boards between different floors of my house. My query, as a result is somewhat more recreational.

There are times when I find myself rather tired in the morning, immediately after waking up. At such moments I imagine how convenient it would be to have a Stannah stairlift by my bedside, into which I could climb to descend to the kitchen. What luxury! I would be able to use my eyes to read a book, rather than applying them to their normal duty of guiding my movement. And this prospect, in turn, got me thinking - would it be possible to connect the entire house with Stannah stairlifts? The principle could then be extended to all in-home journeys.

I do not lack the budget to make this idea a reality, but I do lack the knowhow. As a newcomer to the stairlift market, I do not know whether this elaborate design would be possible. For reference, my home has three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, a lounge and study and a porch. And of course a flight of stairs. I would not be requiring access to the basement or attic, neither of which I like.

Could you please let me know if it would be possible to network my entire house with Stannah stairlifts? I would be much obliged to receive your advice.

Yours sincerely,
Chad Bradley.

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Dear Mr Bradley

Many thanks for your recent letter regarding installing a network of Stannah stairlifts to your home.

Unfortunately, because of the mechanics of the stairlift, we are only able to fit to a staircase with an incline as the stairlift is fitted to the stair treads and not to the wall.

If you are interested in the Stannah stairlift I have enclosed a brochure and DVD for your perusal. Please do contact us on 0800 715 358 for more information or for a free, no obligation home survey and fixed written quotation.

Yours sincerely,
Hannah Nelbin
Marketing Executive