Dear Grolsch,

I recently tried your Grolsch Premium Lager. I liked the taste, and drank a number of cans. Six, in fact. I found that the sixth can tasted even nicer than the fifth, the fifth nicer than the fourth, and so on. Threshers was closed by the time I finished the last can, so I couldn't buy any more.

As you can see, I have nothing but praise for your delightful product. However, I must bring something to your attention. As I drank your Grolsch premium Lager, I experienced some unusual sensations. I felt a little light headed after drinking the second can, and this feeling increased in strength as I drank more. I was more talkative than normal, and enjoyed watching Saturday's television shows more than I generally enjoy them. I also felt slightly dizzy at points. The following morning, I awoke feeling a little dehydrated.

I am not certain that the feelings directly resulted from my consumption of Grolsch Premium Lager. However, it certainly seems feasible. Could you please let me know if they are documented side effects of Grolsch drinking? I hope they aren't dangerous.

Yours sincerely,

Chad Bradley.

Dear Mr Bradley

WITHOUT PREJUDICE

Thank you for your recent enquiry regarding your purchase of Grolsch Premium Lager.

The quality and flavour of our beers is of major importance to us and we instigate routine checks at all stages in the brewing process and on every brew to ensure that all our beers meet the required standard in terms of aroma and taste.

With regard to your comments we would confirm that there are well documented side-effects resulting for over consumption of alcohol. Whilst we are please that you enjoy our product we would never recommend exceeding the Government ealthy drinking limit.

If you require further information regarding the affects of alcohol might we recommend you seek medical advice.

Assuring you of our best attention and service at all times.

Yours sincerely,

Shirley Hadden

Consumer Services Executive